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2004: The Bagpipe Report TV
 The Bagpipe Report is the first of its kind; a weekly one-hour televised wrestling show, objectively covering every major promotion around the world. |
 Blake: "Who... the hell... wrote this?" Dave: "You did, numbnuts." |
 "Take a moment to appreciate the aesthetic beauty of my new shirt, because when we hit a wide shot, you'll find I'm not wearing any pants..." |
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 "And that's how you tell the difference between a pimple and a boil... now a zit is completely different, you have to..." |
 Having guests like Bryan Alvarez on the phone is great, because you can sound enthusiastic to them while showing the viewers at home that you are not amused. |
 FWA Heavyweight and Ring Of Honor Pure Wreslting champoin Doug Williams drops by for an interview. | ||
 "Hah, what a terrible question! Man am I happy I beat the snot out of you in our match last week!" |
 "Now that you mention it, I haven't been able to feel my left nut since you punched me in the groin..." |
 TBR has had several legendary guests - Harley Race, Les Thatcher, Road Warrior Animal - but none were a bigger pleasure to talk to than Jim Cornette, the last bastion of wrestling purity. | ||
 Episode Three saw an in-studio appearance by former NWA champion A.J. Styles. |
 "I caught a fish, and it was this big..." |
 "You never caught a fish my friend. You're an idiot." | ||
 "Listen, if this proposing to my girlfriend on international television thing doesn't work out, I want you to know that you're my stand-out number two..." |
 A.J. "I feel strongly that we should play the animal game..." Blake: "Me first! I'm a dog, look at my paws!" |
 "Ha ha! The FWA is under my total control... now, to fetch the doomsday device..." | ||
 Johnny Storm visits TBR. I somehow feel that no caption is really required here. |
 Before a remote shoot in Washington, Bryan shows us a softer, more alcohol-dependent side. |
 Colt Cabana: "If this is the size of my shoes, just imagine the size of my feet!" | ||
 D-Lo Brown visits TBR. |
 A.J. Styles visits TBR. |
 My way of saying goodbye to Dave, who edited the second half of the first season of TBR, was to make the last episode as difficult to finish as possible. |